Smatterings

  • New Englanders

    Coincidentally, a friend emailed this to me this morning:

    Forget Rednecks…here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New

    Englanders:

    If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36

    inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping it will swim by, you

    might live in New England.

    If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each

    year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation, and

    Boston gets more snow than any other majority in the US, you live in New

    England.

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you

    live in New England.

    If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the

    year, you live in New England.

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don’t

    work there, you live in New England.

    If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New

    England.

    If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed

    a wrong number, you live in New England.

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NEW ENGLANDER WHEN:

    "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend.

    You measure distance in hours.

    You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

    You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and back again.

    You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard

    without flinching.

    You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both

    unlocked.

    You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how

    to use them.

    You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

    Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with

    snow.

    You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road

    construction.

    Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your

    blue spruce.

    "Down South" to you means Philadelphia.

    Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.

    Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

    You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

    You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."

    You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New

    England friends.

    how very apropos

    ps.  thanks for your good wishes… the freezers seem to have survived!! (frozen, that is)

    9 responses to “New Englanders”

    1. yup, though our local DQ always opens on Groundhogs Day and has specials on blizzards whenever there is one.
      (and we like to through “mud” into the list of seasons)
      I’m glad to read that your freezers survived – good luck with the clean-up.

    2. I think some of those would fit for Wisconsinites, too. ; ) The best to you in getting things back to “normal.”

    3. Yup. I don’t currently live in New England, but I’m from Massachusetts — and that’s all so true!!

    4. Ain’t these the truth!

    5. Those are eerily true. Born and raised….

    6. I’m reading that list and saying, “And his point IS?????” Hee. Yeah. The lawyer for my deposition today was from NYC. He flew in today and had no idea. He still had no idea once he arrived at our office, because in Burlington there is NO SNOW. Then the deponent arrived from Warren. Need I say more????? The deponent and I looked pretty bedraggled, that’s for sure.

    7. All true with one exception – the seasons are actually five in number. Summer. Fall. Winter. MUD. Spring. LOL

    8. Good luck with the recovery, and glad to hear all that work didn’t unfreeze itself…
      I love this list. I’m with Norma…”so, what’s your point? isn’t everyone like this?” 😉 But I was born in Rhode Island and raised in New Hampshire, so I’m a little biased, I guess…
      Ayuh.

    9. Oh, my Judy! I leave you alone for a few days and this is what happens? Good luck with the all the hard work nestled in your freezers. Knit something warm!
      Ann

  • blog power

    The way I see it is like this… if I hadn’t been checking the morning blog posts yesterday, I wouldn’t have read Norma and wouldn’t know that areas of VT were without power and phone service.  I would have figured that my neighbor that I had been emailing for a weather check had been out of town ( well, he actually was.. but had gotten home Thursday morning) and that all was well and that the phone lines were their usual funky selves.  BUT, that is NOT what happened.  I read Norma’s post.  I figured if she got 10" then I’d have a whole lot more.  After calling everyone I could think of in an ever widening circle form my house, I finally got our mechanic on the line.  30" of wet HEAVY snow, he said.. his power and phone just back on in town, nothing outside of town until say… maybe this weekend.  Worse he’s ever seen.  Woods are a mess.  Phone poles snapped like tooth picks.  And I’m thinking, I’ve just spent the last 4 months filling my freezers, no power, better get to the generators as fast as we can.  Next call I got through was to the family that plows us out, all 1/4 mile of it.  Sorry she tells me.  We couldn’t plow you, worse we’ve ever seen, you got at least 10 trees down across the road that we could see.  Yep, I’m flipping.  You get where this is going.   My back is out, I’m no good for this job.  Poor C had to head north.  Damage report is still coming in.  He counted at least 40 trees across the drive.  He’s cutting and clearing, alone.  The phone is still out.  Last night the power returned, just in time for the thaw.  I am so relieved.  Before we put the electricity in, we never knew when it was out, no worries, no freezers, no color TV.  This is the price we pay.  We are dependent.   I don’t have a great solution.   I’ve tried the alternatives.  They work, up to a point.  But we are spoiled and we do NOT have good alternatives.  Solar can only go so far in the Northeast.  We simply do not have enough sun to run all the things we depend on.  Freezers run on kerosene work, but one has to be very diligent, and then there is the kerosene.  I’ve used propane refrigeration, for many years.  My electric fridge is way better,  and I don’t have to keep checking my carbon monoxide detectors that were hung around it.  You see where this is headed.  We are addicted to our power consumption.  How much worse it must be for those people in the south, weeks and months without.  The damage report.. we lost trees,  many of our apple trees are uprooted, we’ll wait to see how the berry canes make out, they’re still under snow.   We were lucky, and once again.. I love the power of blogland.   

    14 responses to “blog power”

    1. Wow. I’m glad to hear you’re ok. Yikes!

    2. So glad to know you are OK! I immediately thought of you when I heard about the snow. Not a flake down here in coastal CT, not that I’m complaining. Please keep us updated!

    3. Wow. Now I feel like a wimp for complaining! But I’m glad I provided a public service. ;-D
      Poor C. I hope he’s holding up. What a shame about all of it! And all that work you did with the freezing all summer! Argh.

    4. Hope everything gets cleared out soon. It amazes me that people got hit that severely with an early storm and there was NO news online (that I saw) about it. Good luck with the cleanup.

    5. Mother Nature has been devastating this year. She gets Person of the Year in my book. Glad everything worked out for you so far.

    6. Oh my! That’s unbelievable for October! I just wish I could send my nephew up for you–he adores shoveling snow and would be happy to clear that entire 1/4 mile for you (grin). (Seriously–he shovels paths around the house, mazes through the yard, anything, just because he loves snow that much. He’d move to northern New England in a heartbeat if he could convince his Mom.)

    7. Oh dear…….I hope you didn’t lose all of your frozen goods!

    8. Poor C! Shoveling all that heavy snow is no.fun.at.all. Hoping things get back together for you quickly …..

    9. Oh Judy – at least you’re all safe. I’m sorry to hear of the damage to your land. I hope you can assess before the next storm comes.
      Good luck this winter! Seems to have come way too fast….

    10. M says to me – a bad northeaster in New England must not have happened – nothing on the news
      Me – are you kidding? And I quote Norma.
      M – huh. I need to forget the news and read the blogs
      I can’t wait til he’s home from work and I can tell him about your snow. Sheesh. News. What a joke.
      Glad the power came out. Sorry about the trees. Spring will reveal many surprises, I am sure.

    11. Yikes. Sorry to hear about all the downed trees and loss of power. It’s true, we are so incredibly addicted to electricity, and the alternatives aren’t as good as juice fresh from the grid. And K-1 and propane appliances are only good as long as there is fuel to go around. I know alot of people who live off the grid, and they make it work (except November is usually pretty tough. Except this year it’s October too) but it’s certainly not easy…I guess you learn how to do it.
      I still don’t entirely understand where you live…do you stay in VT year-round?

    12. I’m glad you didn’t try with your back doing what it’s doing.
      Sounds like anything that you could institute is expensive…propane tank hooked up to generator with automatic switching, powering only the necessary circuits…$$$. Part time propane would decrease the amount of CO risk time-wise.

    13. Oh goodness! I think I’m glad I missed that particular storm!!

    14. 30″ of wet snow! Ohmigosh, and I was going to complain about driving in snowy showers Saturday night on my way to a Halloween costume party…Awful news, I hope things smooth out.

  • signs of the time

    The cold that followed all the rain the past weekend, precipated the yearly bring in of Podo and the rest of the plants (read that *trees*).  I gave Podo a good trimming back in preparation, but no matter how much I think I can get away with, when he comes into the house he needs more.  Podo is a major presence in the room.  Major!  The room is dwarfed.  The sane thing would be to send him out on a job.  But Podo has lived here, with me, for many , many years.  C. always treatens to cut a real Christmas tree.  We have.  But most years, Podo is enough.  He looks good decorated and lit up with hundreds of lights.  Two trees and there isn’t enough room for us. 

    P1000462

    My back is out, again, big time.  So what do you do when you are way too groggy from muscle relaxents to drive, yet not so bad that you know you need to keep moving?  How about ring a round the rosy spinning.  A little bit of the natural spun seated.   Then, when my back starts screaming "IT", as it has for the past couple days, I’d move to the Fricke elelctric in the back room and keep right on spinning,

    P1000459

    this time standing up and walking backwards from then back again towards the spinner, a couple yards at a time, some stuff I bought from Persimmon Tree at Maryland,  just recently pulled from my stash.  Shopping at home again, between stash and the internet, I hardly need to leave.  Sounds good anyway, especially if you leave out the part about the office work, and the laundry. 
    In answer to just what am I thinking of doing to the sweater.. that front cabled sesction I want to change.. well.. I’m looking for a cable to use that works in a space with a mutiple of 5+3.  I’m up to the armhole decreases on the back and the sleeves are knitted onto the sewn together font and back sections.  I’ve got to think fast.  Any ideas? 

    3 responses to “signs of the time”

    1. Darn backs! I’m so glad mine is behaving most of the time. I do hope you can find some relief. Ice helps me most when I have a flair up. Spin on and take care!

    2. Hope you’ll feel better. You may want to post your question to the Knitter’s Review Forums; they’re usually answered within a day. Good luck!

    3. Love the Persimmon stuff. Maybe I should move mine up in the queue a bit.
      I’m sorry your back sucks. Ice is good. Nonsteroidals are good. Gentle mobility has been shown (studies) to be better than immobility. Moving carefully is good.

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